when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic
That and neither one of them had the sense or wherwithal to check to see if someone was actually dead before committing suicide.
Stick to ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ kids. Fairies goof on people because they can and it’s funny.
Also, you know, fiction.